Amanda

 

7 Things I Wish Parents Would Stop Teaching Their Children:

goddess-river:

  1. That nudity is inherently sexual
  2. That people should be judged for their personal decisions
  3. That yelling solves problems
  4. That they are too young to be talking about the things they’re already starting to ask questions about
  5. That age correlates to importance
  6. That interacting with someone of the opposite sex is inherently romantic
  7. That the default for someone is straight and cisgender

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

bootybombing:

theemptyholmes:

theemptyholmes:

theemptyholmes:

If you ever think your life is bad just remember that when my sister was born my mum threw up on her

She knows

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She’s still pissed off at me and blame all of you

my mom pooped the same time i came out . i came out with poop .

(Source: holnnes)

rnph:

there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube

(Source: 180mph)

brettdmason:

freshmountains:

"i wish i had a british accent"

ah yes, the british accent

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the singular british accent

Except when you say “a” you are referring to one of a whole. If you said, “I want a dog,” you aren’t saying you want the dog

harryedward:

i want to sit next to rihanna at an award show you know she talkin mad shit about everyone